Ya lo vez, ya lo vez…

I’ve had Beyoncé’s “Irreplaceable” stuck in my head all day…but in Spanish. Why? Because in Spanish class my teacher made us listen to the Español version. It was quite amusing, but now I find myself listening to the English version with hopes that it’ll get it out of my head. Or something.

Anyways um…updates. Oh yeah. Me & the boyfriend have since made up, but we haven’t been able to talk much since he’s been busy. Oh well. Gives me time to shop for his Valentine’s Day & birthday presents

Stealing this meme from Miracle Pie

1. If you could do one thing in the world, what would you do? Strike it rich < — true that -__-
2. If you could be any character from a book, movie, or television show, who would you be? Why? Tricia Takanawa from Family Guy. LMAO. So kidding. I’d want to be Brad in “Mr. & Mrs. Smith”, just so I could get paid for making out with Angelina Jolie
3. If you could change one thing in the world, what would it be? More monkeys. And pandas. Sloths are cool too. We could learn something from them. Their lives consist of lounging around in trees. What a life!!!
4. If you could make out with one person of the same sex, who would it be? Angie Jo, of course.
5. If you could make out with one person of the opposite sex, who would it be? Devan, because we haven’t done it in almost exactly a month

1. What are you missing? Him.
2. How do you feel? Full, cold, & bored.
3. What have you let go? Money -_-
4. Who have you hurt? I don’t know.
5. What do you deserve? Like $5. My sister owes me!!!

1. Booze :: Drunk.
2. Counter :: Top.
3. Action :: Jackson.
4. Trial :: Criminal.
5. Wheelchair :: Rollin’.
6. 1-800 :: CRIME STOPPERS.
7. Chop :: Suey.
8. Relatives :: Family.
9. Bed sheets :: Pillow.
10. Funnel :: Cake.

Smexy.

Sooo…I just finished watching E!’s 101 Sexiest Celebrity Bodies. Okay okay, I actually only watched the last part of the show, which was the top 5. I really just wanted to see who they ranked as #1.

Andddd…it was Angelina Jolie. Omg. I think I drooled buckets watching those 10 minutes. In my head, anyway.

I think I’m becoming depressed, and I mean that in the least emo-est way possibly. I don’t know. Maybe it’s just for today, but whatever. I feel like I have so much to do & so little time to do it. Too much stress. And my cynicism is really getting the best of me. Hooray for “fuck the world!” attitudes.

Saturday 9…actually 63.

I have nothing to blog about, so I’m just gonna do all the Saturday 9’s that are on their front page lol.

The One Who Got Away

1. Do you have a former lover who you feel is “the one who got away”? Nope, I’m glad they got away lol.

2. Do you have a nickname? If yes, do you like it? I have so many. My sister, associates, & lazy people call me Trish. Devan calls me baby, babe, & any variation of the sort. Numerous others call me Trizzy, Trizz, Trizzers, etc. Oh, and let’s not forget Tila.

3. Did you go to theater, museums, or art galleries growing up? All of the above, mostly due to field trips lol.

4. What shoes are you wearing right at this moment? None, bare feet.

5. What do people who know you think is your best feature? Physically? Hell if I know. Probably my hair, which is pretty boring to me right now.

6. What do you like on your pizza? Spicy chicken!!!

7. Do you believe people who curse generally do so because of a lack of vocabulary? Yep, although I do it anyway even though my vocabulary is a teeeeny bit more advanced than others

8. How well do you sing? Well enough to get an encore from my stuffed animals.

9. How well do you get along with your family? Eh, changes every day. But pretty well compared to other people I think.

Doing the Dishes

1. Do you have a dishwasher? Yep, but we never use it. My parents are weird & paranoid that if we use it, it’s gonna explode. Or something. Yeah, crazy, right?

2. What noise do you hear? Me typing & cars outside.

3. Next concert you hope to go to? Lupe Fiasco tickets are sold out. Fuck that shit.

4. When was the last time you said I love you and meant it? Yesterday.

5. If all of your friends were going on a road trip, who would be most likely to over pack? Probably me. I’m always scared that I’ll forget something.

6. Who is the youngest in your family? Out of the folks living with me? My sister. She’s 15.

7. Do you know anyone with the same name as you? Nope. Hooray for being unique! I guess.

8. How many shoes do you own? Not enough. Sooo girly of me.

9. Do you mind flat soda? Not really, but it can’t be REALLY flat like it’s been left out for 3 days. Eww.

 Name That Child

1. Favorite name for a girl? Reyana.

2. Favorite name for a boy? Jayden.

3. If you are single, will you keep your last name when you get married? Not single, but most likely no.

4. Your favorite restaurant you don’t get to eat much at? Taki Japanese Steakhouse. Or Texas Roadhouse. Yum.

5. When is the last time you left your house? Yesterday, for school. I really need to get out more.

6. What do you drive? People crazy.

7. Do you actually eat Easter Peeps? Only like, one out of the entire package.

8. Can you cook? Okay I suppose.

9. How do you eat your steak? Uh…I cut it up…and eat it? o_O

Spelling a Name

1. How do most people spell your name? Trisha.

2. Do you watch Grey’s Anatomy? Nope.

3. Would you wear a boy/girlfriends clothes? I have, but I just wanted to see how it looked lol.

4. Have you ever been in a car accident? No. *knock on wood*

5. What shampoo do you use? I switch between Garnier Fructis & Herbal Essences.

6. Where do you work? School…

7. Do you feel guilty when you eat Gummi Bears/Goldfish crackers? LOL. All the time.

8. What are you doing tomorrow? Shit.

9. Is Justin Timberlake becoming the next Michael Jackson? Maybe if he keeps being successful for the next 20 years.

Sleeping with the Enemy

1. Who or what sleeps with you? Me.

2. Are you/have you ever been in love? I am.

3. Pancakes or French toast? WAFFLES. But I like all of them.

4. How do you like your eggs? Scrambled.

5. Are you in high school? Unfortunately.

6. Is anyone on your bad side right now? No.

7. What’s the first thing you do when you get online? MySpace.

8. What jewelry are you wearing? Earrings.

9. What kind of apples do you like? Red? Green? Doesn’t matter.

Are Your Feet Warm?

1. Do you wear your shoes in the house? Nope. We’re Asian dood

2. Do you have favorite TV actress? Don’t watch a lot of tv. Does Tila Tequila count since she acts out everything she does? lol.

3. At what age did you find out that Santa wasn’t real? Pssh, 6 or 7. Although I kinda knew already.

4. How many phones, house phones and cell phones are in your house? 7.

5. What do you do when you’re sad? Cry…listen to music…sleep.

6. Who would you call first if you won the lottery? Devan. If I tell anyone else, I’d have some moochers.

7. Last time you saw your best friend? Too long ago.

8. Do you still color in coloring books? Sometimes!

9. Can you read music? Nope.

 Eat Your Oreos

1. How do you eat oreos? I unscrew them…then I dip them in milk until they’re soggy.

2. Have you ever stayed online for a very long time waiting for someone? Not that I can remember.

3. Are you cocky? No.

4. Did you have an imaginary friend as a kid? I still do.

5. What t.v. station do you watch the most? All the music video channels – MTV Hits/Jams, VH1 Soul, etc.

6. Have you ever seen the ocean? Yeah.

7. Have you ever been hospitalized? I think? I was 6 and I was coughing REALLY bad. It kept everyone in the house awake at night lol. So my mommy took me to the hopsicle and they made me wear this mask that gave me some kind of medication…I remember the nurse saying “Breathe it in! Pretend it’s like smoking!” Wtf?

8. What’s your favorite brand of rootbeer? I rarely drink root beer, but I love it. Barq’s or A&W ftw.

9. Could you live without a computer? Never!!!! >_>

Smell my feet

Holidays become less and less exciting as you get older. I’ve noticed that. And it kinda sucks. I refuse to wait by my front door and hand out candy to ungrateful little kids. If they can buy a costume, they can buy their own damn candy. Call me the Ebenezer Scrooge of Halloween.

In other news.

I woke up this morning tired as a motherfucker. But that’s nothing new. What’s new is that I woke up with a swollen right eye. When I looked in the mirror, I looked like I went to sleep with a mask on (just in time for today, ha). Not cool. The swelling has since gone down, but it’s still red if you look reeeeeally close. Oh, and it hurts when I blink. This has happened a few times before, randomly of course. I’ve never found out the cause. Maybe there’s some new species of insect that likes to feed on human eyelids in the night. Spooky.

And am I the only one not at all creeped out by this? Come on. His name is Darryl in the movie, but they didn’t even try to cover up Omarion’s “O” tattoo. Straight-to-DVD, it deserves to be.

Ahhh. Me time.

Ever since I can remember I been poppin’ my collar, I been poppin’ my collar…not really. But! Ever since I can remember I been usin’ dial-up, I been usin’ dial-up. Ever since I can remember my internet’s been slow and it really hasn’t ever been that grand. OWWWW

No joke, dudes. I was like, 8 years old when we got a new computer (new back then = Windows 98) with Earthlink dial-up internet. Fast forward to 2007 (Windows XP now) and we’re STILL using the same damn dial-up. For those of you in the high-speed world, you have probably forgotten how much this pains me.

A 3-minute YouTube video usually takes an hour to finish loading. Downloading songs of the same length are just as painful. Images take forever to load, and don’t get me started on Flash websites. My family might as well be called The Slowskys.

ALAS! Tricia is very happy, because her parents have finally seen the light & are upgrading to cable internet TOMORROW! Oh, happy day. I think I might cry. Tomorrow.

Pointless blog to all of you, but FUCK Y’ALL because you haven’t had to deal with dial-up internet for ten whole years!!!!!!!

Cuz we all just wanna be big rockstars

I just realized that Lupe Fiasco was in that Nickelback video. Sweeeeet. But then again, who wasn’t?

I’ve been sitting here for the past half-hour trying to come up with a short story for Literature class.  The topic is, “You have been dating someone for quite a while.  At the end of the date, you reveal that you are in love with this person.  There is no response.” Pwnage.  So far, I have about half a page typed up.  It’s double-spaced, by the way.

So last night I went out to Applebee’s with three of my friends, one of which was celebrating her 18th birthday.  It wasn’t until we started waiting for our food that I realized why I never liked Applebee’s. They take forever! Not only that, but the waiters/waitresses don’t sing for you when it’s your birthday. Sure it’s corny, but everyone asks them to do it anyway. They did give my friend a free brownie w/ ice cream though. Which was the size of a silver dollar, but whatever.

Fall’s finally starting to show itself, because it’s actually cold outside. NoO! I actually had to wear socks to sleep last night. SOCKS! I hate wearing socks around the house, but they always warm me up for some reason. I could be walking around the house butt-nekkid, but if I have socks on, I’m hot like a dog, son. (Sorry, that was lame. I apologize.)

Okay, I need to get back to writing this short story. Meaning, I’m gonna sit in front of Word and wait for the story to magically appear by itself.

Big thangs ain’t poppin’

So I’ve decided to start blogging again. Even though no one really reads my blogs. But that’s not the point! Point is, whenever I feel like ranting or raving or both, this will be your place to get in on all the action. If there is any.

Anywho, I’m getting really tired of award shows nowadays. All the hype they build up just leads to me grabbing my remote and hitting some random buttons because the shit’s so boring. Read: BET Hip-Hop Awards. Which really should be renamed to the BET Garbage Awards because only a fraction of the “artists” there should be considered “hip-hop.” Now before you guys start coming at me with torches, I love T.I. Or maybe just like a lot. But come on! Tying with Common? You KNOW they only gave him that award because they felt sorry for his dumb ass. Don’t free T.I. He needs time to think about his intelligence, or lack thereof.

And was I the only one who saw Ashanti dancing alone in the audience during Nelly’s performance? Boo is LAME!

I also got to watch MySpace whore Tila Tequila’s new show “A Shot At Love” on MTV. Hey, VH1 was gettin’ it with all the “love” shows, so you know MTV had to hop on the bandwagon eventually. And who better to do it with than some Asian chick with fake boobs who has more friends than anyone in the world? I’ll admit, she’s pretty hot, even with her square head. But bitch eliminated the HOTTEST guy in the competition the first night! So what if he’s a virgin? At least you know he doesn’t have some kind of disease with a long name like you probably do. Anyways, I’ll be watching all of the reruns when the season finale starts, because Lord knows I never watch new episodes the night they air.

I think I’ve just about ran out of things to rant about. Except I have to head over to MySpace to delete these fucking spam comments. I don’t want a fucking Macy’s Gift Card, dammit!